HF Elite Coding Team

Guys in the irc logs are the Elite of underground coding and i m not trolling is for real lol

Pig in the logs is me 100% sure lol

Have fun reading and try to be like them elite coders lol

[16:46] <@bake> http://pastebin.com/WNmV0e5w
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[06:55] <x> mystical i need DE installs
[06:55] <x> 5k
[07:00] <TouchMe> Mystical, don't sell to this nig
[07:01] <x> ok ok u will see dos now
[07:01] <purple> ok ok stfu
[07:01] <purple> make peace
[07:02] <TouchMe> typical butthurt kiddie has to result to ddos
[07:03] <x> it was just fun
[07:03] <x> thats what buriim always said
[07:03] <x> do u know burimi?
[07:03] <TouchMe> another ddos skid?
[07:03] <x> he had good delfi dos
[07:04] <TouchMe> dos / ddos is skiddy
[07:04] <TouchMe> no exceptions
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[07:06] <x> when skype is fixed touchme?
[07:06] <TouchMe> you are dumb
[07:06] <TouchMe> you are so dumb
[07:06] <TouchMe> you are really really dumb
[07:07] <x> lol
[07:07] <x> i wanna buy betabot and make big boatnet
[07:07] <TouchMe> i want to buy a gun and shoot u in the face
[07:08] <TouchMe> but we don't all get what we want :(
[07:08] <x> yea
[07:08] <x> i will sell install on hf then
[07:08] <big> i want to have brian krebs' penis in my butt
[07:08] <x> brian has pussy
[07:09] <big> his penis is enormous
[07:09] <big> i hacked his phone he had tons of nude pictures
[07:09] <big> that i secretely masturbate to every day
[07:09] <x> touchme can u tell me why skype crashed?
[07:09] <big> because skype is shit
[07:10] <x> spreads very good
[07:10] <TouchMe> retards, retards everywhere
[07:10] <x> need just to add multilang msg
[07:11] <TouchMe> pls
[07:11] <TouchMe> stfu
[07:11] <x> lol
[07:11] <x> u think im wrong or whats the problem touchme?
[07:11] <big> gooby pls
[07:11] <TouchMe> i think you're a retard
[07:11] <x> why u think that?
[07:12] <TouchMe> if i wrote down a list
[07:12] <TouchMe> it would use all the ink in the world
[07:12] <x> nice
[07:12] <x> such things i said when i was 10 years old
[07:13] <TouchMe> you haven't reached 10 yet
[07:13] <purple> and now you are 9
[07:13] <x> yea
[07:13] <x> 8
[07:13] <purple> 7
[07:13] <x> dont tell anyone pls
[07:13] <purple> rer
[07:15] <x> touchme spreads "obama dead http://link.com/pic.exe"
[07:15] <x> on asian bots
[07:16] <TouchMe> pls stop
[07:16] <TouchMe> you're lowering the IQ of everyone in this channel
[07:16] <x> lol
[07:16] <x> im so sorry
[07:19] <x> touchme are u on any other boards?
[07:19] <TouchMe> yeah
[07:19] <TouchMe> private forum
[07:19] <TouchMe> it's called hackforums.net
[07:19] <TouchMe> I'm ub3r
[07:19] <x> ok
[07:19] <TouchMe> (the most elite rank)
[07:20] <x> hopefully i will reach it too once
[07:20] <TouchMe> doubt it
[07:20] <TouchMe> only the best hackers do
[07:20] <x> ok
[07:21] <mrgrinch>  < TouchMe >  you are dumb
[07:21] <mrgrinch>  < TouchMe >  you are so dumb
[07:21] <mrgrinch>  < TouchMe >  you are really really dumb
[07:21] <mrgrinch> lol'd
[07:21] <TouchMe> ^_^
[07:22] <mrgrinch> what kind of retard would click pic.exe
[07:23] <x> all
[07:24] <x> if its made by touchme all clicks
[07:24] <TouchMe> wtf is your obsession with me
[07:24] <x> nothing
[07:24] <big> he wants to have sex with you TouchMe
[07:25] <x> can i touch your pussy?
[07:25] <TouchMe> wait till you're 18
[07:25] <x> ok
[07:28] <mrgrinch> http://i.imgur.com/BBjsFLW.gif
[07:55] <TouchMe> this is our decision to live fast and die young
[07:55] <TouchMe> :o
[07:55] <TouchMe> can't beat some MGMT
[07:57] <x> im going to watch tv now guys, leave me a msg here when skype is working so i can test it and vouch on HF for the bot
[07:58] <TouchMe> or you could go fuck yourself :)
[07:59] <big> I fuck myself all the itme
[07:59] <big> nothing wrong with that
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[08:00] <TouchMe> hmm
[08:00] <TouchMe> going to need new insults
[08:00] <big> http://krebsonsecurity.com/2013/02/microsoft-adobe-release-critical-security-updates/
[08:00] <big> lol @ the top comment
[08:00] <TouchMe> you seen comments?
[08:00] <TouchMe> yeah lol
[08:00] <TouchMe> krebs is pissed
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[08:08] <TouchMe> if i still owned this irc
[08:09] <TouchMe> i would shut it down and start over
[08:09] <Pig> hahahhaa
[08:09] <Pig> why?
[08:09] <TouchMe> chan is fucking full of sec researchers and informants
[08:09] <Pig> this is good no?
[08:09] <TouchMe> no ;
[08:09] <TouchMe> ;
[09:01] <Jackyboyhenry> I was going to look at malkit.ws
[09:01] <Jackyboyhenry> but Brian Krebs is just too funny.
[09:03] <TouchMe> http://trojanforge.com/showthread.php?t=3072&p=25761&viewfull=1#post25761
[09:03] <x> lol
[09:03] <TouchMe> at least i now know what methods my bot would use...
[09:03] <TouchMe> if i had one....
[09:03] <ryan> x "file persistance"
[09:03] <ryan> is that a joke?
[09:03] <x> no
[09:03] <x> why?
[09:03] <ryan> ..
[09:03] <x> i aded it in my bot before
[09:03] <TouchMe> file persistance is what you use when...
[09:03] <TouchMe> ....your bot is too shit to have a rootkit
[09:03] <ryan> ^
[09:03] <ryan> not that you really
[09:03] <ryan> need a rootkit
[09:03] <ryan> on windows
[09:03] <TouchMe> while (1) { WriteBotFile(); }
[09:04] <ryan> when you can fucking lock file access on kernel level (?) by opening them
[09:04] <TouchMe> i code you 
[09:04] <TouchMe> for $20000
[09:04] <x> have u seen my persistance touchme?
[09:04] <ryan> paste ur
[09:04] <ryan> persistance again
[09:04] <TouchMe> x, you can't even code :|
[09:04] <TouchMe> ryan, you can
[09:05] <TouchMe> but afaik there is a way to bypass
[09:05] <ryan> im not that familiar with windows so not sure
[09:05] <x> let me code it again wait
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[09:10] <x> http://pastebin.com/PSuX2szq
[09:11] <x> should be added in betabot too
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[09:13] <x> i think thats a stable solution what u think touchme
[09:16] <TouchMe> your code is horrible
[09:17] <TouchMe> no bounds checking
[09:17] <apol0_> http://pastebin.com/7zid7f63
[09:17] <TouchMe> assumes the main file isn't deleted
[09:17] <TouchMe> no sleep delay so it's going to hit 50% cpu usage +
[09:17] <TouchMe> sort of code you'd expect from hf kids
[09:18] <x> :(
[09:19] <TouchMe> at least use a filesystem event or far better checking and storage
[09:20] <x> ok
[09:20] <denguin> can you monitor file system events without hooking something?
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[09:23] <TouchMe> denguin, yeah
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[09:25] <TouchMe> you get get callback on a specific directory change using FindFirstChangeNotification
[09:25] <@bake> lol x
[09:25] <@bake> you forgot a quote as well
[09:25] <@bake> :3
[09:26] <x> ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%appdata%", save, sizeof(save));
[09:26] <x> fixed :D
[09:26] <TouchMe> i was expecting far better code from someone who spent the morning insulting me
[09:26] <@bake> :D
[09:26] <denguin> no
[09:26] <denguin> ur code is still shit
[09:26] <denguin> if thats all u fixed
[09:26] <@bake> lol
[09:26] <denguin> i mean lmao
[09:27] <x> tzzz
[09:27] <denguin> how long have u been coding in c++?
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[09:27] <@bake> x u should at least check to see if the file exists or not before replacing it
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[09:27] <denguin> i hope less than a month
[09:27] <@bake> checking legitimacy of the file is ideal though
[09:27] <TouchMe> ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%appdata%wininstaller.exe", save, sizeof(save));
[09:27] <TouchMe> would work, no?
[09:29] <x> strcat needed i think
[09:29] <TouchMe> nope
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[09:32] <TouchMe> was more of an indirect statment
[09:32] <TouchMe> than a question
[09:32] <TouchMe> :3
[09:32] <@bake> lol
[09:32] * @bake slaps x around a bit with a large trout
[09:32] <TouchMe> save you using a heap of unsafe functions that will overflow bounds given the chance
[09:32] <x> im almost done with UDP bot
[09:32] <denguin> LOL
[09:33] <x> [Welcome Master] - Clients: 3 New: 0
[09:33] <TouchMe> god help us if the code is anything like this
[09:33] <denguin> seriously dude
[09:33] <@bake> lol
[09:33] <denguin> how are you handling out of order packets?
[09:33] <x> just need to finish srv and its ready
[09:33] <denguin> yeah
[09:33] <@bake> x as long as u learn from ur mistakes your on the right path :D
[09:33] <denguin> getting the server done is the hardest part
[09:33] <@bake> experimenting is how u learn
[09:33] <x> yea srv is hard
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[09:33] <x> client is done
[09:34] <denguin> also how are u handling your own protocol
[09:34] <denguin> i hope you have a decent implementation
[09:34] <TouchMe> i dobut that lol
[09:34] <denguin> lol
[09:34] <x> its checked when master connects with password
[09:34] <TouchMe> i spent all morning insulting me and betabot lol
[09:34] <TouchMe> he*
[09:34] <denguin> dude u didnt answer my question
[09:35] <@bake> hahah
[09:35] <denguin> see i made a custom protocol bot
[09:35] <denguin> i know what the fuck im talking about
[09:35] <denguin> now
[09:35] <@bake> x dont start fights you cant win brohan'
[09:35] <denguin> what system is it for?
[09:35] <denguin> what method are you using to poll the sockets?
[09:35] <x> idk
[09:35] <TouchMe> xDDDDDDD
[09:35] <x> will find one :D
[09:35] <denguin> k
[09:35] <TouchMe> a better question is
[09:35] <TouchMe> how much of the code did you actually write?
[09:35] <denguin> tbh
[09:36] <x> all
[09:36] <betamonkey> vouch
[09:36] <TouchMe> but you don't know the polling method?
[09:36] <denguin> except the fact that you didnt write any of the server yet
[09:36] <denguin> which is obvious
[09:36] <sevium> Lolol
[09:36] <denguin> good luck x
[09:36] <denguin> ur gonna need a lot of it
[09:36] <denguin> and a lot of c+p
[09:36] <@bake> lol
[09:36] <Jackyboyhenry> Gotta love other programmers help (Y)
[09:36] <x> yea
[09:36] <x> :D
[09:37] <TouchMe> Jackyboyhenry, we can be helpful
[09:37] <TouchMe> just not with people like this xD
[09:37] <denguin> i would help if he didnt just say im making a custom proto bot and pastebin the worst code ive seen in weeks
[09:37] <x> lol
[09:37] <Jackyboyhenry> TouchMe whats wrong with x
[09:38] <Jackyboyhenry> I haven't been on the irc much
[09:38] <TouchMe> <x> betabot is noting special just http bot with skype spread that doesnt even work
[09:38] <TouchMe> <x> make something new
[09:38] <TouchMe> <TouchMe> x, you can't even code
[09:38] <TouchMe> <ryan> implying any bots are anything special
[09:38] <TouchMe> <mrgrinch> Coming from the person using copy pasted asper?
[09:38] <TouchMe> only a small snippet of the drama today
[09:38] <@bake> haha
[09:38] <@bake> touchme
[09:38] <@bake> how much did i fking miss lol
[09:38] * @bake scrolls up
[09:38] <TouchMe> a fair bit lol
[09:38] <@bake> all sortsa juicy shit apparently
[09:38] <betamonkey> it doesn't crash skype anymore =(
[09:39] <TouchMe> reason why I'm flaming
[09:39] <TouchMe> i don't flame people who don't deserve it 
[09:39] <betamonkey> i just had blindly assumed a second instance of Skype.exe was the issue previously
[09:39] <@bake> beta why the '=(' ?
[09:39] <x> where was the problem betamoney?
[09:39] <TouchMe> be cocks -> get flamed
[09:39] <x> why not use api betamoney?
[09:39] <denguin> wtf does that even mean
[09:39] <TouchMe> betamonkey, according to some TF kid i have a bot
[09:39] <Jackyboyhenry> I'm not cool enough to scroll up, but thanks for filling me in.
[09:39] <betamonkey> x: it has nothing to do with the api
[09:39] <denguin> i have inside sources
[09:40] <TouchMe> betamonkey: http://trojanforge.com/showthread.php?t=3072&p=25761&viewfull=1#post25761
[09:40] <betamonkey> i read it all
[09:40] <betamonkey> lol
[09:40] <TouchMe> I'm learning lots about my bot today
[09:40] <x> i just use api and works fine
[09:40] <x> good spread
[09:40] <x> :D
[09:40] <TouchMe> soon I will know enough to start coding it
[09:40] <betamonkey> lol
[09:40] <TouchMe> if i did have a bot
[09:40] <betamonkey> x: like i said, nothing to do with the skype api
[09:40] <TouchMe> it sure as fuck wouldn't use that hooking method
[09:41] <denguin> u run tdl4
[09:41] <@FuZi0N> hmm
[09:41] <denguin> i know this
[09:42] <@FuZi0N> whats some good music these days?
[09:42] <denguin> gonna tell kerbzy
[09:42] <TouchMe> lol
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[09:42] <TouchMe> krebs is less than impressed with betabot
[09:42] <TouchMe> or should we call it zeus
[09:42] <@bake> lol
[09:42] <denguin> lol where does he just get off making blind assumptions
[09:42] <x> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJDoiXF3XGc here good music FuZi0N
[09:42] <denguin> ive seen it before
[09:42] <@FuZi0N> zeus was the shit back in the day
[09:42] <denguin> i guess his readers dont know the difference
[09:42] <betamonkey> lol
[09:43] <betamonkey> and krebs called himself a reporter :|
[09:43] <denguin> i probably wouldnt either
[09:43] <betamonkey> calls* even
[09:43] <@bake> hey x what happened to not doing anything illigal?
[09:43] <x> wat
[09:43] <denguin> x that music is copyrighted
[09:43] <@bake> o ya i still got dem logs 
[09:43] <denguin> im gonna have to issue a dmca request
[09:43] <betamonkey> bake not same one i think
[09:43] <@FuZi0N> x thats some fucked up music lol
[09:45] <@bake> bbl
[09:46] <@FuZi0N> whats a good layer 7 flooder?
[09:46] <TouchMe> UDP
[09:46] <TouchMe> xDDDDDDD
[09:49] <@FuZi0N> lol
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[10:04] <Batmayne> dude lol
[10:04] <Batmayne> it's funny how much shit this "leetbeaster" dude is eating on hf
[10:04] <Batmayne> i mean lol!
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[10:06] <Jackyboyhenry> has he signed in since 6:38 or whatever, UK time for me.
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[10:19] <x> does anyone here sell isntalls?
[10:19] <x> i need DE
[10:19] <x> 5k
[10:19] <Jackyboyhenry> Jackyboyhenry Jackafk
[10:20] <denguin> ill sell u 2 bots
[10:20] <denguin> $100 each
[10:20] <x> want to spread with my new file persistance
[10:21] <TouchMe> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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[10:22] <x> i have 8k mix online
[10:22] <x> can trade bots too
[10:22] <~w> When I want bots I buy RDPs. They last longer and are thus well worth the 7$
[10:23] <x> lol
[10:23] <x> you can buy 10 rdps for 5$
[10:24] <x> ded4you
[10:24] <~w> If I would want to share my bots with everyone I could buy them directly from some random HF botseller
[10:24] <TouchMe> 8k online?
[10:24] <TouchMe> gone down from 100k earlier?
[10:24] <TouchMe> what happened mayne
[10:24] <x> i lost domains
[10:24] <TouchMe> mhmm
[10:25] <x> .su domains are best
[10:25] <x> before has .co .net .com .asia
[10:25] <x> all shit
[10:25] <TouchMe> you really suck at running a net if you lost that many bots ina few hours
[10:25] <x> i lost when started spamming
[10:25] <x> fakeav
[10:26] <~w> Which bot?
[10:26] <x> aspergillus mod
[10:26] <TouchMe> you do ppi on a bot that doesn't even have a rootkit?
[10:26] <TouchMe> wiw
[10:26] <TouchMe> wow*
[10:26] <~w> For the spamming?
[10:26] <x> yes
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[10:27] <x> can send attachment and normal links
[10:27] <x> for pharma stuff
[10:27] <~w> Selfcoded?
[10:27] <x> yes it just connect to MX server and send noting special
[10:27] <~w> In which order should the MXs be contacted?
[10:28] <TouchMe> xDDDD
[10:28] <x> what u mean?
[10:28] <~w> You are aware that a DNS reply can specify multiple IPs right?
[10:28] <x> yes
[10:29] <~w> So if you ask for the mx servers - in which order should those be contacted?
[10:29] <x> it connect to one and send
[10:30] <~w> To the first or to a random one?
[10:30] <x> first
[10:31] <~w> http://pastebin.com/kuuX06CU
[10:31] <~w> Because STL in bots is totally awesome
[10:31] <~w> Next question: What do you do against greylisting?
[10:33] <x> idk nothing lol
[10:34] <~w> Oh yeah forgot a little snippet
[10:34] <~w> static bool SortMxRecords(MX_Information const& lhs, MX_Information const& rhs)  {     return lhs.prefernce < rhs.prefernce; }
[10:34] <~w> So what exactly is your inbox rate?
[10:34] <x> dont rly know but with attachment should be ok rate
[10:35] <x> i had good amount of installs from spam
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[10:35] <x> just problem that exe is detected fast
[10:37] <~w> Spread another bot than your main one?
[10:38] <x> i spammed downloader for fakeav
[10:38] <x> anyways there is a new soft now
[10:39] <x> can make 500 - 1k$ from 1k EU installs
[10:39] <x> and new PPC soft :)
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[10:49] <van1lle> cmon bv1 wat do you want
[10:50] <big> he wants you inside him
[10:50] <BV1> Hunting for whatever cunt has been logging our channel
[10:50] <BV1> They're in the PST timezone, so was checking everyone's time
[10:50] <BV1> to narrow it down
[10:50] <van1lle> kk
[10:50] <big> inb4 usermode T
[10:50] <BV1> I think I know who it is already
[10:50] <@FuZi0N> yo
[10:51] <@FuZi0N> whats the best bot for layer 7 floods?
[10:51] <@FuZi0N> http flood
[10:51] <@FuZi0N> rudy
[10:51] <@FuZi0N> slowaris etc
[10:51] <van1lle> metus
[10:52] <@FuZi0N> never heard of it
[10:52] <@FuZi0N> how does it compare to ipkiller?
[10:52] <van1lle> better
[10:52] <BV1> Metus is older than my grandma
[10:52] <BV1> idk anything super high quality, but I know AthenaIRC has a wide variety of flood types
[10:52] * BV1 was kicked by Juices (Watch your language!)
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[10:52] <~w> FuZi0N: DKCS ddos bot
[10:52] <BV1> cunt
[10:53] <~w> We can disregared females but cannot talk about that bot with the name of a greek godess?
[10:53] <BV1> Bake's bot offers all this: http://i.imgur.com/5AcV22v.png
[10:54] <~w> Reminds me: Why didn't someone atleast tried to make a belivable DDOS?
[10:54] <@FuZi0N> what do all of these do better in comparision to ipkiller?
[10:55] <van1lle> BV1, y u no support my statement?
[10:55] <~w> Parse cookies, 'parse' a few common redirection techniques, recursively grabbing links and filtering out the ones with the biggest content, ...
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[13:03] <van1lle> stupid amerians bringing the most ridiculous dance around the world. called harlem shake
[13:03] <van1lle> americans
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[13:06] <~w> EVERYTHING coming from the internet is stupid in real life
[13:08] <TouchMe> it's sexy time
[13:09] <van1lle> i wonder when this shit will come to the clubs and everyone is dancing like fully retarded
[13:09] <TouchMe> everyone is clubs dances fully retarded anyway
[13:10] <~w> I wonder which clubs you frequent?
[13:10] <van1lle> that's gonna be awesome
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[13:10] <van1lle> imagine this along the whole club: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Je3ACfnXTM
[13:11] <TouchMe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFKj8CwE5dI
[13:11] <TouchMe> way better
[13:11] <~w> That isn't even a dance - everyone is just doing random stuff
[13:12] <~w> Ok I actually do dance like that barebreast motorhelmet guy
[13:12] <van1lle> i just checked a tutorial about harlem shake
[13:12] <van1lle> not sure why they call it like that tho
[13:13] <~w> You'd better off learning this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ-ZkF1dTHo
[13:13] <TouchMe> way better than any dance I've seen in clubs
[13:17] <van1lle> LOLOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YETVpKSgV5U
[13:18] <Stanislav> sup guys
[13:19] <van1lle> learning how to dance like a retard and portforwarding my metus
[13:24] <~w> throw "with poo"; // Hihi
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[13:25] <betamonkey> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/5/8/166958.jpg?v=1
[13:26] <~w> Haha
[13:26] <~w> Also fuck you for reminding me of another website to kill valuable time
[13:27] <call911> what else would you have done with it
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[13:29] <Stanislav> http://www.hackforums.net//showthread.php?tid=3255143
[13:29] <Stanislav> is this a new trend on HF
[13:29] <Stanislav> to code some shitty base in vb.net/autoit
[13:29] <Stanislav> and use external coded libraries as functions
[13:30] <Stanislav> which were coded not by them
[13:30] <Stanislav> dafuq
[13:30] <TouchMe> the more concerning trend is a 20mb image 
[13:30] <Stanislav> First vb.net bot with  C++ rootkit
[13:30] <TouchMe> because text is just too mainstream
[13:30] <Stanislav> now this autoit with delphi rootkit
[13:30] <Stanislav> lmfao
[13:30] <call911> caps?
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[13:31] <Stanislav> SYN Flood in C#
[13:31] <TouchMe> why can't people write a thread
[13:31] <Stanislav> Rootkit in Delphi
[13:31] <TouchMe> with text
[13:31] <Stanislav> LMFAO.
[13:31] <TouchMe> why the fuck i have to download huge image
[13:31] <call911> wait delphi is compiled so a rootkit is possible
[13:31] <call911> no?
[13:32] <Xownage> the only nice part about it is that he claims he made autoit cryptable
[13:32] <denguin> wat
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[13:32] <Xownage> seems interesting
[13:32] <betamonkey> ddos in delphi, rootkit in C, download component in vb.net, password stealers in C#, self-crypter in autoit
[13:32] <betamonkey> i call it
[13:32] <betamonkey> Diverse Loader
[13:33] <~w> All those C advocates are facist anyway
[13:33] <call911> Don't forget inline asm in the VB
[13:33] <~w> You should hear them - "Our language is the best, VB.NET if inferior". Straight up racism
[13:33] <~w> *VB.NET is
[13:33] <betamonkey> languism
[13:33] <betamonkey> you LANGUIST
[13:34] <call911> is there a python module in there?
[13:34] <Xownage> nope :( or i can't find one
[13:36] <Xownage> are there any any 
[13:36] <Xownage> oops 
[13:36] <Xownage> are there any alternative vb6 compilers?
[13:37] <TouchMe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1A-qkLNijo
[13:37] <TouchMe> best video ever
[13:37] <TouchMe> that deer really fucks him up
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[13:38] <Xownage> hm i want to see the deer against him
[13:38] <Xownage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHSXZnxLZ0I
[13:38] <Xownage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHSXZnxLZ0I
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[09:25] <TouchMe> you get get callback on a specific directory change using FindFirstChangeNotification
[09:25] <@bake> lol x
[09:25] <@bake> you forgot a quote as well
[09:25] <@bake> :3
[09:26] <x> ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%appdata%", save, sizeof(save));
[09:26] <x> fixed :D
[09:26] <TouchMe> i was expecting far better code from someone who spent the morning insulting me
[09:26] <@bake> :D
[09:26] <denguin> no
[09:26] <denguin> ur code is still shit
[09:26] <denguin> if thats all u fixed
[09:26] <@bake> lol
[09:26] <denguin> i mean lmao
[09:27] <x> tzzz
[09:27] <denguin> how long have u been coding in c++?
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[09:27] <@bake> x u should at least check to see if the file exists or not before replacing it
[09:27] <denguin> i hope less than a month
[09:27] <@bake> checking legitimacy of the file is ideal though
[09:27] <TouchMe> ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%appdata%wininstaller.exe", save, sizeof(save));
[09:27] <TouchMe> would work, no?
[13:58] <TouchMe> ...
[13:58] <x> :D
[13:59] <Jorgee> :d
[13:59] <Jorgee> that's your skype spreader x?
[13:59] <x> yea
[14:02] <~w> Hooked or FC...
[14:03] <x> fc for sure
[14:03] <x> i have for xfire, paltalk, gtalk too
[14:03] <x> but not many ppl using it
[14:03] <x> :(
[14:03] <x> icq was nice spread in the past
[14:03] <big> omg fbi is pming me
[14:03] <big> i am getting arrested
[14:03] <big> help
[14:04] <Jorgee> /ignore fbi
[14:04] <Jorgee> :X
[14:04] <big> omg he is teling me he is gun rape me
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[14:16] <hinmar-phone> Hello
[14:16] <hinmar-phone> And hello pastabin.....
[14:16] <x> lol
[14:17] <big> $ip
[14:17] * x is now known as Pig
[14:19] <van1lle> who is FBI ?
[14:20] <big> [Wed][13/02][22:09:07] <FBI> I am gay
[14:20] <van1lle> <FBI> what is your biggest fear?
[14:21] <big> http://pastebin.com/KQckid6e
[14:22] <van1lle> http://pastebin.com/6MSNja9f
[14:22] <~w> [22:03:10] <FBI> what is your biggest fear?
[14:22] <~w> [22:03:35] <w> Being watched by ducks
[14:22] <Pig> · FBI: what is your biggest fear?
[14:22] <Pig> · x: your face
[14:22] <Pig> · x: lol
[14:22] <Pig> · FBI: my face is like your face
[14:22] <Pig> hehe
[14:22] <~w> van1lle that actually is a pretty great answer
[14:23] <denguin> teh pig
[14:23] <van1lle> yeh
[14:23] <big> my biggest fear is me just having to shit 24/7
[14:23] <denguin> ur not actually pig are u
[14:23] <big> imagine if you just can't stop shitting
[14:23] <big> like shit flooding out of your ass 24/7
[14:23] <big> that's my biggest fear
[14:23] <Pig> i'm pig just cant use that nickname whole time
[14:23] <Pig> when doing boatnets
[14:24] <denguin> lol
[14:24] <van1lle> imagine you lose all your knowledge appropriated over years
[14:24] <denguin> exposed botnets is pretty interesting
[14:24] <Pig> yea
[14:24] <denguin> big ragefest from hf kids
[14:24] <big> imagine having the same iq as 1337b3rt3r3tr
[14:24] <~w> Dementai
[14:25] <~w> *Dementia
[14:25] <van1lle> gtg. see you tomorrow
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[14:28] <hinmar-phone> Wtf is all this shit?
[14:28] <big> me taking a dump
[14:28] <big> sorry ill flush it down now
[14:29] <hinmar-phone> Ooh okay... No problem
[14:41] <Pig> could someone exchange WM to LR?
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[14:53] <big> http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/perl_problems.png
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[15:29] <TouchMe> that part is fairly obvious
[15:32] <Lucidlynx695> Guten Tag
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[16:07] <@bake> <TouchMe> the more concerning trend is a 20mb image 
[16:07] <@bake> ya dude
[16:08] <@bake> its a viral trend
[16:08] <@bake> trust me
[16:08] <Lucidlynx695> image of what?
[16:08] <@bake> ur mother
[16:08] <Lucidlynx695> Damn, I thought she only did low quality shit
[16:09] <Lucidlynx695> Also what is with this FBI kid asking for advice on how to make money
[16:09] * @bake slaps FBI around a bit with a large trout
[16:10] * Batmayne is now known as betamonkey
[16:11] <TouchMe> <Lucidlynx695> image of what?
[16:12] <TouchMe> hf skids compiling thread into an image
[16:12] <TouchMe> instead of posting text like everyone else
[16:13] <big> what's the point of even using an image
[16:13] <betamonkey> more content
[16:13] <betamonkey> i guess, anyway
[16:13] <big> wouldnt it be better if google indexed it
[16:13] <betamonkey> you can put more text into the image then you can into the thread
[16:13] <@bake> it attracts people
[16:14] <TouchMe> people/skids
[16:14] <@bake> buyers
[16:14] <TouchMe> it's fucking retarded
[16:14] <Lucidlynx695> I can understand images for like products, but not for just random threads
[16:14] <TouchMe> if your bot is good
[16:14] <TouchMe> people will buy it
[16:14] <TouchMe> you don't need a 20mb image with stupid fucking colors
[16:14] <big> but it's not good if you don't have a sexy image
[16:15] * @bake shrugs
[16:15] <big> your bot is also shit if you you're not upgraded
[16:15] <@bake> im still going to try it 
[16:15] <TouchMe> true dat
[16:15] <@bake> and see if it actually does improve sales
[16:15] <TouchMe> upgrade + stupid image
[16:15] <TouchMe> doesn't matter what the code is
[16:15] <TouchMe> it's amazing bot
[16:15] <TouchMe> it could be hello world in C++
[16:15] <@bake> lol
[16:15] <big> I wonder if I can earn a few bucks with a booter that doesn't even work
[16:15] <Lucidlynx695> Most likely
[16:16] <Lucidlynx695> Just make sure to have a good image for it
[16:16] <Lucidlynx695> :P
[16:16] <big> Find a bunch of shells on pastebin, advertise a bunch of floods in the thread title when in reality you only have udp
[16:16] <big> sounds good
[16:20] <betamonkey> have you guys ever noticed HF goes through these cycles
[16:20] <betamonkey> where like
[16:20] <betamonkey> a bunch of lq bots spring up for sale at around the same time
[16:20] <betamonkey> then kinda fade off
[16:20] <betamonkey> and maybe one sticks around for a bit longer
[16:20] <betamonkey> kind of funny watching certain things unfold over there
[16:21] <betamonkey> like watching a pack of retarded animals move around
[16:21] <@bake> lol
[16:21] <Lucidlynx695> lol
[16:21] <Lucidlynx695> I havent been on HF long enough to notive
[16:21] <Lucidlynx695> *notice
[16:21] <big> I can't believe how people donate over $500 to HF for stupid awards
[16:21] <big> "omg $100 for brony pls omni pls"
[16:21] <betamonkey> yeah i don't get that
[16:22] <betamonkey> i think some people integrate HF way too much into their life
[16:22] <betamonkey> :S
[16:22] <big> exactly
[16:22] <betamonkey> cut themselves everytime they get -repped
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[16:23] <big> "omg mom i got 500 rep on hf are you proud of me"
[16:23] <Lucidlynx695> lol
[16:23] <TouchMe> there's so much wrong with hf culture that i can't even begin to explain
[16:23] <big> I bet Omni goes to bed with a smile on his face
[16:24] <big> realising that every day there will be some stupid 12 year old donating money towards hf
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[16:24] <@bake> i keep fking missing van1lle
[16:31] <TouchMe> xD
[16:35] <TouchMe> I'm sure there's feds in here profiling people so i would like to go on record and say:
[16:35] <@bake> touchme is gay
[16:35] <TouchMe> I am a strong indepenent black woman who don't need no man
[16:35] <big> i am a big guy with a very big penis
[16:36] <big> and I'm not afraid to show it - to show it
[16:36] <big> I'm big and I know it
[16:36] <big> but hey TouchMe
[16:36] <big> what do you expect when you advertise the server on hf
[16:37] <TouchMe> it's a recent thing
[16:37] <TouchMe> the servers gone up by about 10 people
[16:37] <TouchMe> and most of those people never talk
[16:37] <TouchMe> but stay connected 24/7
[16:38] <TouchMe> i assume it's something someones done
[16:38] <big> i bet one of those people is krebs
[16:38] <TouchMe> probably
[16:38] <big> i love u krebs
[16:38] * @bake slaps FBI around a bit with a large trout
[16:38] * @bake slaps gh0st around a bit with a large trout
[16:38] * @bake slaps KMS around a bit with a large trout
[16:38] * @bake slaps masm around a bit with a large trout
[16:38] * betamonkey is now known as Batmayne|afk
[16:38] <TouchMe> he wasn't too happy about betamonkey's panel
[16:38] <denguin> i thought that was zeus
[16:38] <TouchMe> probs out to destroy betabot
[16:38] <TouchMe> it was betabot
[16:38] <big> what would be the best way to troll him
[16:38] <TouchMe> but krebs is stoopid
[16:38] <denguin> i know i was joking
[16:39] <TouchMe> big make a bot / botnet
[16:39] <TouchMe> which is very krebs oriented
[16:39] <TouchMe> name it krebs bot
[16:39] <TouchMe> and fill it with krebs refrences
[16:39] <TouchMe> then sell on hf
[16:39] <big> k ill make it in vb.net
[16:40] <TouchMe> buy a domain like briankrebs.net
[16:40] <TouchMe> and host a botnet 
[16:40] <big> what if I make a porno website
[16:40] <big> and put copyright krebsonsecurity.com
[16:40] <TouchMe> lolol
[16:40] <TouchMe> even better
[16:40] <TouchMe> but his face in the banner
[16:41] <TouchMe> call it krebsonkrabs
[16:41] <TouchMe> zoo porn or some shit
[16:41] <big> animalporn
[16:42] <TouchMe> someone change the topic to Official krebs fanclub irc
[16:42] * bake changes topic to 'Official krebs fanclub irc'
[16:42] <@bake> amidoinitrite
[16:43] <big> going to photoshop krebs blowing someone
[16:43] <big> then mail it to him
[16:43] <TouchMe> lol
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[16:46] <@bake> <TouchMe> bake, http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3249359&pid=30532697#pid30532697 You're welcome
[16:46] <@bake> tanks touchme
[16:46] <@bake> haha
[16:46] * Batmayne|afk changes topic to 'Official krebs fanclub irc || If you'd like to idle 24/7 but say nothing you will probably get SAPART'
[16:46] <@bake> also
[16:46] <@bake> http://pastebin.com/WNmV0e5w
[16:46] <@bake> http://pastebin.com/qZJ5v5M4
[16:46] <@bake> wtf kind of faggot
[16:46] <@bake> lol


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3 Comments

Anonymous - May 11, 2013 at 1:57 pm

Someone is butthurt.

bake - May 11, 2013 at 2:27 pm

Greetz to you too brah.

Anonymous - February 6, 2014 at 10:07 pm

rofl @ telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
=))

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